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blastortoise:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

I just told my mom I have a surprise planned for her birthday now she is pissed at me because i wont tell her what it is

i’ll tell you guys and then tell her that I told 10,000+ people lol. Im gonna send her back home to Germany for her birthday since she hasnt been there in like 16 years

she’s cussing me out in german and telling my dad that “he’s just like you an asshole” I love myself